I have to ring in to say Merry Christmas to the entire 'interweb'. Not just because I love Christmas so much, but more because I like Christmas gifts. And to celebrate, I am posting my Gram's brand new, futuristic, 21st century, JUMBO Universal remote. (Notice how I spelled JUMBO in all caps). This has to be the best gift ever... We can thank Dave for delivering it on behalf of Santa this year. Sure, this is a ridiculously large remote, but it will enable my Gram to control the TV with cat-like reflex and eagle-like precision. Once more, this remote (by my prediction) will revolutionize the electronics industry trends for 2008. Kind of like retro style, mark my words we'll see things like giant cell phone, fat, heavy laptops, even corded headsets. Yes, that's my prediction... So take a close look at this feat of ingenuity and thank Dave for opening the doors to the common consumer. Total control is directly ahead of us!